What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Knock knock *open*

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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