- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Click here to end the world.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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