roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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womens rights

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Anthony sucks

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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A person from Singapore eats

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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