A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why? Why Not?

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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