- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

flavin's head

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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