- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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