- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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