- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Your mam is so fat.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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