What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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