How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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