- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Faithful men.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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