Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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