- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

fava beans

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

hear hear

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

The game.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

kennah campion... being nice

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