- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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