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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Joesph Triphook.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

F? No k

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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