- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

smell the vitamin C

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Safe sex MR

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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