Your moms so old. She might die soon

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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whos district champs not JM

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Roses are red, yup.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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