- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

what goes woof ? A dog.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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