Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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i like it in the mouth

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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