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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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