"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A seal walks into a club.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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