- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What is my name? I dont know

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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