- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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