- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

A young baby died.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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