What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

I will create more jobs for americans

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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