What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Anti Joke

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