- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

There was an american man on the way to work.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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