- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

I <3 Hitler

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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