- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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