- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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