A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Women's rights.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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People...

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Do the roar!

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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