- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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