- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Ready for something funny? nothing

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Your mam is so fat.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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