- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??