What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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