- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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