I killed someone on minecraft.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

i like men but im not gay

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Erectile Dysfunction.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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