roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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