- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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