- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Heskey time.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

i hate black people

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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