- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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