- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

a black man pays his child support

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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