- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

i like men but im not gay

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Penis.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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