When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

The Holocaust

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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