- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

PEANIS!

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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