- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A seal walks into a club.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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