What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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