- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

where's mom I killed her

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Justin Bieber.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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