- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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