Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

CHORGLUND

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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