- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Knock knock open

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Im gay What about you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

im @ work, LOL.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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