- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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