Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Roses are flowers.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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