roses are red violets are blue

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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whats white jizz

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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