Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Nick Cannon

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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