- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Homonyms should be band.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

your life

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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