What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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tim has no humor

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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