- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What? Huh?

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Get some flipping new jokes people

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Tucker Rivera

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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