I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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