Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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