- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

FUCK THE JEWS

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Gordon Brown smiles.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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