why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

the WNBA

That's illegal What? Your mom

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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