Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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