- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

i killed my family

why did sally drown cause she was black

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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