Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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