A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Abortion.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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