- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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