Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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a man makes a bad joke

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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