How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Daniel is a fag

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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AIDS.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Who is John Galt?

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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