Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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