- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Arrow in the Knee!

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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