- Anti Joke

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

How do you make the general public confused? ...

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind