- Anti Joke

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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