- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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