Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

a seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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