- Anti Joke

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

PIED NINNY!

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.