- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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