hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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