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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Your Mom!!!

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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