- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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