- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

A chicken walked into the bar...

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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