A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

my whole life!

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Women's Rights.

Jebron Lames.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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