- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

david what a baghead

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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