Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Ben Corbishley

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Obama walks into a hospital....

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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