*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Why was the woman?

Jack Stevens

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

woman's lacrosse

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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