Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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