- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

A paralysed man falls over.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Refridgerator.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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