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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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